Friday, September 26, 2008

How to heal a broken foot

Step 1: Stop riding your bike to work and borrow a friend's supercool hipster scooter:



Step 2: Be sure to wear a helmet.


Step 3: Put on your gloves so everyone will understand that you are hardcore.


Step 4: Pose like the proud scooterer you are.



Step 5: Remember to start the engine.




Step 6: Scoot around the parking lot at work. Scoot away from the camera so that you can be photographed scooting toward the camera. Never drive over 7 mph.


Step 7: Pretend to run over David, the photographer. Look like you are concentrating.



Step 8: Give David credit for making you look AWESOME. Oh wait, the scooter does that already.






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