How to heal a broken foot

Step 1: Stop riding your bike to work and borrow a friend's supercool hipster scooter:

Step 2: Be sure to wear a helmet.

Step 3: Put on your gloves so everyone will understand that you are hardcore.

Step 4: Pose like the proud scooterer you are.

Step 5: Remember to start the engine.

Step 6: Scoot around the parking lot at work. Scoot away from the camera so that you can be photographed scooting toward the camera. Never drive over 7 mph.

Step 7: Pretend to run over David, the photographer. Look like you are concentrating.

Step 8: Give David credit for making you look AWESOME. Oh wait, the scooter does that already.

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Setting up:

Getting ready:

There it goes!

Now how are we going to find it?

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